the nephews

I've decided we have some pretty funny kids in our family. While we were in UT with Brian's family, we heard these gems from a couple of our nephews.

M (4 yrs old; after hearing his dad talk about someone getting married): My parents got married.
Amy: Oh, really? Did they have you before or after they got married?
M: I was in my mommy's tummy!
*M was, of course, born several years after his parents got married

*During breakfast one morning, B got up from the table and started to go downstairs. Grandma was helping the kids get food while their parents were getting ready.
Grandma: Where are you going, B?
B (3 yrs old): I'm getting my parents.
Grandma: Stay up here and finish breakfast. They're fine downstairs.
B: No! They can't be left alone!

*B (same as above) has a stuffed lamb that he loves and carries around a lot. It's actually a mom with a baby lamb attached. B's mom told us to ask him what their names were.
Tami: B, what's your lamb's name?
B: Eight-lamb.
Tami (amused): And what's the baby lamb's name?
B: Killer!
*Note, I have no idea how to spell Eight-lamb; the adults later decided it was funnier if it was "Ate-lamb." There were plenty of jokes about how Killer Ate-Lamb. Also, B has had speech problems but has made incredible improvements; however, this actually made "Killer" sound like "Killah!" as if he was being a gangsta.