How to be happy

So the other night, at a time of unusual leisure, I asked Amy what she wanted to do. She replied with an apathetic "I dunno." I asked her what would make her happy and once again she repeated "I don't know."

I proceeded to ask what would not make her happy, to which she freely gave the following answers:

Get eaten by a dog

Do a handstand

Throw up

Get lit on fire

Get stuffed in the refrigerator

I theorized that, and logic confirms, if doing these things would not make Amy happy, then doing the opposite of these things would make her happy, so I offered her the following suggestions:

Eat a dog

Do a footstand

Throw down

Get lit on … ice?

"Come out" of the refrigerator

Because of time and resource constraints, we were only able to accomplish three of the things on the list, but as expected, it did make her happy.